Critics Choice Awards: Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper Go Fuck Wild

If the Critics Choice Awards are accurate predictions for the Oscars, it looks like it will continue to be a great year for 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle, and Gravity. On late Thursday afternoon, the Broadcast Film Critics Association presented the prestigious awards to predictable winners in an airplane hangar in Santa Monica; adding to the glamour was the fact that the event was sponsored by Pinkberry. If there's anything sadder than staying at home to watch an awards show on the CW, it's watching an awards show that stars Tom Hanks eating froyo.

Like most awards shows, these were incredibly boring. The highlight of the evening was both Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper saying "fuck" on the air. When Bullock began her acceptance speech for Best Actress in an Action Movie, a recording for the category began playing and cut her off. "What the fuck? I'm an action star," she responded. Bradley Cooper, when accepting the award for American Hustle as Best Comedy, referred to his colleagues as "fucking actors." Yes, the best part of the show was seeing two people get bleeped saying a word that makes up 25% of my vocabulary. Basically, these awards predict the Oscars will be boring as fuck.

If anyone cares, the complete list of winners is below.

BEST PICTURE


12 Years a Slave

BEST ACTOR


Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

BEST ACTRESS


Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR


Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS


Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave

BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESS


Adele Exarchopoulos, Blue Is the Warmest Color

BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE


American Hustle

BEST DIRECTOR


Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY


Spike Jonze, Her

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY


John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY


Emmanuel Lubezki, Gravity

BEST ART DIRECTION


Catherine Martin (Production Designer), Beverley Dunn (Set Decorator), The Great Gatsby

BEST EDITING


Alfonso Cuarón, Mark Sanger, Gravity

BEST COSTUME DESIGN


Catherine Martin, The Great Gatsby

BEST MAKEUP


American Hustle

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS


Gravity

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE


Frozen

BEST ACTION MOVIE


Lone Survivor

BEST ACTOR IN AN ACTION MOVIE


Mark Wahlberg, Lone Survivor

BEST ACTRESS IN AN ACTION MOVIE


Sandra Bullock, Gravity

BEST COMEDY


American Hustle

BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY


Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY


Amy Adams, American Hustle

BEST SCI-FI/HORROR MOVIE


Gravity

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM


Blue Is the Warmest Color

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE


20 Feet from Stardom

BEST SONG


"Let It Go," Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Frozen

BEST SCORE


Steven Price, Gravity

JOEL SIEGEL AWARDS

Forest Whitaker

LOUIS XIII GENUIS AWARD


Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke, Richard Linklater for trilogy Before Sunrise, Before Sunset and Before Midnight

HOLLYWOOD'S HOTTEST STAR


Benedict Cumberbatch

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