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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    07:30 PM

    Hey, hey--that trophy was CLASSY. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07:29 PM

    @Defeater: This isn't a 90's teen movie. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of Charolastra Charolastra
    07:29 PM


    @Zira: I think Sarah Palin already answered that question in her latest press tour. #levijohnston
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    • Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme

    Image of evmc evmc
    07:26 PM

    And so, I'm on Twitter and what do I see?

    Mike_FTW

    RT @nick Holy shit. Gawker writer Foster Kamer was found dead in his apt. Apparent OD.
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of Defeater Defeater
    07:24 PM

    I think there's a real chance that if we take this man, NOW, not later, but NOW, and never let him leave the "elitist" parts of America, we could create one of the most interesting human beings on earth. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07:24 PM

    @Magister: Yes to all, plus 11111. Nicely done, Foster.

    Levi seems like a kid from nowhere who was given a chance to be somewhere, after he was used and discarded by powerful people pretending to be things they aren't, and is playing the hand he was dealt.

    Carrie Prejean seems like, well, the younger and prettier version of Sarah Palin, except not as smart.
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    Real Housewives of Orange County: Italian Sonnets

    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    07:21 PM

    @Zira: Or Vicki could just me more attractive if she wanted old Italian men to hit on her. They're Itlalian, not blind. #therealhousewivesoforangecounty...
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    The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"

    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07:20 PM

    @Cunning_Linguist: Straight-on, b*tch-ass! (I stole this one from NWA-era Ice Cube.) #newyorktimes
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    Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme

    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07:16 PM

    icanhazmadsocialmediaskillz #twitter
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    Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom

    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    07:12 PM

    @Brian St. Claire: Yeah, um, this is gawker, I don't have pink hair.

    It's too bad you defriended, especially since you're the one who requested we put, under how we know each other, something like "Brian and CB hooked up in 2006 and it was awesome."


    Sad face, Brian, sad face.
    #media
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    Google Search Box Suggestions Allow Us to Peer into the Internet's Dark, Disturbing Id

    Image of Gawkerati Gawkerati
    07:12 PM

    @zee: Unfortunately, "I dislike" has many 'choices' #google
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    Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks

    Image of 610Dean 610Dean
    07:10 PM

    @milominderbinder: I'll never tell. #art
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of Magister Magister
    07:09 PM

    Foster - I think your analysis is spot on. Except he sort of started on the other coast, so that would make him more of a media creation in general, rather than letting New York have all of the credit.

    He also makes an interesting contrast with Carrie Prejean. In her case, she's tried to turn herself into a fascination, but the media establishment has decided to beat her down (for valid reasons), pretty much leaving her no choice but to become a trophy wife.

    Which is roughly the same place, I see Levi in 3 years.
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    Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom

    Image of Brian St. Claire Brian St. Claire
    07:06 PM

    @Conchie Birdie:

    Well, you DID get de-friended, yes, and so did about a hundred and fifty other people in the Great De-Friendification of 2009. C'est la vie.

    PS, pink hair? Holy crap. #media
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of therigg10001 therigg10001
    07:03 PM

    Um. I think he's in it for the cash...and I totally support that. He want to sue for custody of his kid, it'll cost a gazillon and this is the fastest way to snag a huge hunk of change.
    WTF? Good on him. I say "ride the wave while it lasts suckuhs!" Booyah!
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    The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"

    Image of ArnoldJulisa ArnoldJulisa
    07:03 PM

    this must be the longest article ever about the word "douche." I guess the douche-fest is finally over

    asswizard. now there's one I've never used even once. so get ready all you douches, there's a new sheriff in town
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    Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks

    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    07:02 PM

    @610Dean: Wait is this real or a parody? Is the announcer girl being serious or just goofing around? #art
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    Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks

    Image of 610Dean 610Dean
    06:59 PM

    Here's some art nerds for you. #art
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    Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann

    Image of ihatetwitter ihatetwitter
    06:58 PM

    There is too much attention paid to bazonga cancer. My dad is currently fighting asshole cancer and it is far more common. Of course women also have to contend with pussy cancer. #horacemann
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    06:57 PM

    @Zira: I heard Sarah Palin likes to hang moose after she shoots them. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06:54 PM


      #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    06:53 PM

    A "twunk"? The only thing more stupid than that categorization is Playgirl's rationalization for picking it. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    06:49 PM


    Levi looks exactly like 'Johnny Doe' from Boogie Nights. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of Zira Zira
    06:49 PM

    He better be hung like a moose after all this fuss. #levijohnston
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    Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot

    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    06:48 PM

    They should have sent a poet. Foster will more than do. #levijohnston
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    Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme

    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    06:47 PM

    "BE CAUGHT, YOU FUCKING FISH!" will be repeated ad nauseum the rest of the weekend in between internet killing everyone I know, so thank you, Foster.

    Also: I miss you so, so much Maura! #twitter
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    Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks

    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    06:47 PM

    @MincnglyWhrdL'mer: Exactly. #art
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    The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"

    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    06:44 PM

    I'm way more concerned with the magazine story on Megan Fox. #newyorktimes
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    Carrie Prejean Explains the Real Reason TMZ Didn't Post Her Sex Tape: It's Underage Porn

    Image of Better to Eat You With Better to Eat You With
    06:42 PM

    @Poop Cooper: Nothing bad has happened to her. Every single part of this shitshow has been designed to keep her in the limelight, and it has all worked really, really well. #carrieprejean
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    Michael Lohan Reality Pilot 'Leak': Standing In Rain, Trying To Be Electrocuted For Lindsay

    Image of epiclady epiclady
    06:40 PM

    @k122n: Might be all the anal bleaching going on in L.A.... #michaellohan
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