I think there's a real chance that if we take this man, NOW, not later, but NOW, and never let him leave the "elitist" parts of America, we could create one of the most interesting human beings on earth. #levijohnston
@Magister: Yes to all, plus 11111. Nicely done, Foster.
Levi seems like a kid from nowhere who was given a chance to be somewhere, after he was used and discarded by powerful people pretending to be things they aren't, and is playing the hand he was dealt.
Carrie Prejean seems like, well, the younger and prettier version of Sarah Palin, except not as smart.
@Zira: Or Vicki could just me more attractive if she wanted old Italian men to hit on her. They're Itlalian, not blind. #therealhousewivesoforangecounty...
@Brian St. Claire: Yeah, um, this is gawker, I don't have pink hair.
It's too bad you defriended, especially since you're the one who requested we put, under how we know each other, something like "Brian and CB hooked up in 2006 and it was awesome."
Foster - I think your analysis is spot on. Except he sort of started on the other coast, so that would make him more of a media creation in general, rather than letting New York have all of the credit.
He also makes an interesting contrast with Carrie Prejean. In her case, she's tried to turn herself into a fascination, but the media establishment has decided to beat her down (for valid reasons), pretty much leaving her no choice but to become a trophy wife.
Which is roughly the same place, I see Levi in 3 years.
Um. I think he's in it for the cash...and I totally support that. He want to sue for custody of his kid, it'll cost a gazillon and this is the fastest way to snag a huge hunk of change.
WTF? Good on him. I say "ride the wave while it lasts suckuhs!" Booyah!
There is too much attention paid to bazonga cancer. My dad is currently fighting asshole cancer and it is far more common. Of course women also have to contend with pussy cancer. #horacemann
@Poop Cooper: Nothing bad has happened to her. Every single part of this shitshow has been designed to keep her in the limelight, and it has all worked really, really well. #carrieprejean
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@Zira: I think Sarah Palin already answered that question in her latest press tour. #levijohnston
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RT @nick Holy shit. Gawker writer Foster Kamer was found dead in his apt. Apparent OD.
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Levi seems like a kid from nowhere who was given a chance to be somewhere, after he was used and discarded by powerful people pretending to be things they aren't, and is playing the hand he was dealt.
Carrie Prejean seems like, well, the younger and prettier version of Sarah Palin, except not as smart.
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It's too bad you defriended, especially since you're the one who requested we put, under how we know each other, something like "Brian and CB hooked up in 2006 and it was awesome."
Sad face, Brian, sad face.
#media
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Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks
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He also makes an interesting contrast with Carrie Prejean. In her case, she's tried to turn herself into a fascination, but the media establishment has decided to beat her down (for valid reasons), pretty much leaving her no choice but to become a trophy wife.
Which is roughly the same place, I see Levi in 3 years.
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Well, you DID get de-friended, yes, and so did about a hundred and fifty other people in the Great De-Friendification of 2009. C'est la vie.
PS, pink hair? Holy crap. #media
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WTF? Good on him. I say "ride the wave while it lasts suckuhs!" Booyah!
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asswizard. now there's one I've never used even once. so get ready all you douches, there's a new sheriff in town
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#levijohnston
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Levi looks exactly like 'Johnny Doe' from Boogie Nights. #levijohnston
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Also: I miss you so, so much Maura! #twitter
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