dango commented on Yankees-Marlins Fan Brawl Reveals Truth Of The Human Condition, With Punching

"The first "punch" thrown by the Marlins fan is classic."

dango commented on Forget Fire Crotch, Here's Quasar Crotch

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dango commented on Bernie Kosar is Broke

"From the SI 1984 cover story on Dan Marino and Bernie Kosar: Both have sunbursts of curly hair, although Marino's is caramel-colored and thick as macaroni, and Kosar's is dark and tight."

dango commented on Washington Post Fires Token Liberal

"@Lance Uppercut: Come back from Fox News World, we miss you."

dango commented on Billy Mays Hates Kids

"How come his comments aren't written in all caps?"

dango commented on Dear Dirty Dubliner

"Ulysses, 1922 first edition from Shakespeare and Company, only Only $37,756"

dango commented on Everything You've Ever Loved to Get Remade and Ruined

"@hortense:"

dango commented on Meeting the Internet In Person

"Dot chicks with douchebags."

dango commented on Joe Buck Is The King Of Comedy

""The hidden secret of Joe Buck...is that he has a very dry and unique wit," said HBO Sports President Ross Greenburg."

dango commented on A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy

"Scratches "attend Indy 500" off of his Bucket List. Seriously, great stuff, AJ."