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cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Michael Who? Brian Kilmeade Wants Christian Rock, Right Now!

"@TedSez: As a founding member and guitarist of The Grass Roots, Creed (born William Charles Schneider) was no slouch himself in the rock star department. "

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Nobody At Fox Business Has Any Idea What's Happening, At All

"Another proud graduate of Hooters University."

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Just a Wednesday for Tracy Morgan

"Tracy Morgan phones in another performance."

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Did Wilco's Jay Bennett Die Because He Lacked Health Insurance?

"So sad."

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Comprehensive Guide To The Nu-Fameball Class of 2009

"Since they're the new "Great Gatsby's", then just like the book itself I can happily live my life without ever having to read any of their boring-ass "poor little richie rich" clap trap then, right?"

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on Glenn Beck Says ACORN Ninjas Are Trying to Kill Him

"I heard that ACORN has also been secretly spiking his coffee with crystal meth and spraying the air around him with an invisible, aerosolized mist of angel dust too."

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'

"@Mediahohoho: They've always been there (see the villains in "Animal House" "Revenge of the Nerds", etc) but there's nothing more frighteningly hilarious than an over-privileged, under-thinking meathead who now thinks that he's being oppressed because the balance of political power is changing across the country."

cockfightbarmitzvah commented on The Daily Show Visits Arizona State, 'The Harvard of Date Rape'

"@Kenneth Gibson: "I guess it's all about the benjamins with this guy" Yeah cause schools always pay speakers millions and millions of dollars for graduation speeches like this."

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"@Bold E."