Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Britney Spears: Almost a Jew

"@Sandy Magic Jackson: I used to buy kosher beef jerky at Best Kosher in Chicago all the time."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure

"If the Swedes only marry other Swedes & the Finns only marry other Finns, then the results would be an inbred population, which is the exact opposite of what Kilmeade said! So they start out stupid & then progress to Alzheimer's? How could you then tell the difference?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Palin Even More Popular With Republicans After Quitting

"Are you sure that the poll didn't say Michael Palin & the idiot Republicans only saw the last name?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on The Duct Tape Shoplifters: Coming Soon To A Mall Near You?

"@Michael Belisle: Fun fact: Possessing a gun in Chicago is still illegal despite the Supreme Court ruling a year ago! Fun fact: Our idiot mayor is challenging the Supreme Court ruling & incredibly has found that both US District Court & Appellate Court judges ignore the Supreme Court's ruling & so far have upheld the obviously unconstitutional Chicago law that hasn't prevented a single shooting. Fun fact: The were six killed in shootings over the Fourth weekend."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on The Crowdsourced Celebrity Gay List

"@Ken Green: No, it was printed all over after she said it. Cydney is some sort of movie exec & they've since split up."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on The Crowdsourced Celebrity Gay List

"Who the Hell thinks Jodie Foster is straight? She thanked her now former GF at the Oscars a few years ago! "My beloved Cydney" My guess is they polled the people on one of those wing-nut cruises."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on There Is No Way to Describe How Much the Michael Jackson Memorial Matters

"Making Paris speak on camera was child abuse!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"I think she just wants to hike the Appalachian Trail with someone other than Todd. Maybe fellow guv Sanford."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Hearst Heiress Felled by Gallstones

"@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Alcohol may actually prevent them, but very fair skin & the lack of melatonin may increase the possibility. Also rapid weight loss, too few meals a day, being female & constipation. Is she really female?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Wells Fargo Teller Explains The Ways Of The Desert To Customer

"@diasdiem: Just wait until we switch to Ameros!"