Fans of Chuck Lorre shows know that if you stick around until the very end of one of his CBS sitcoms (no small feat, to be sure), you are treated to the rambling thoughts of one of comedy's curmudgeonliest. The latest subject of attack? Construction workers on the 405 freeway.

At the end of this week's Moms and The Big Bang Theory, Lorre unleashed the graphic above, expressing his frustation with the incessant delays on the 405 freeway that were "fornicating" with his commute. His bladder also made an appeal, though rather aggressively, to get the freeway widening project done already.

Lorre, much like his alter ego Charlie Harper, lives in a beachfront mansion in Malibu, but works in Studio City on the CBS lot. While he could take a roundabout commute deserving of an SNL spoof down PCH to the 10 East, then up the 405 North to the 101 South and getting off on Laurel Canyon, it would be infinitely easier for him to take Las Virgenes, Old Topanga, Malibu Canyon, or even the Mullholland Highway up directly up to the 101. His bladder would definitely thank him.