Your mean neighbor, Chelsea Handler, regaled the story of pale oaf Jason Biggs peeing on her face as she clung to boat in the heavy tide of the ocean. "I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle," she said on Conan last night.

Handler found the whole thing just hilarious, albeit gross. "To me, it's funny that somebody could be that rude to another person," she told Conan. "And so that made me really happy." Good for you, Chelsea?

A (peen-free) Vine of the urination in question:

[H/T Uproxx]