For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to be engaged, and a time to be not. Charlize Theron, an actor known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry, has reportedly ended her engagement with aged actor Sean Penn. Rest in peace.

Us Weekly reports that after a year-and-a-half long romance, Theron called off her engagement to Penn after attending this year’s Cannes Film Festival. France: where Charlize Theron and Sean Penn’s love was born, and where it crawled and hid in order to die alone. Sort of romantic.

—Or is it?

We have reached out to Tia Mowry for comment and will update once we hear back.

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