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Cary Joji Fukunaga, a half-Swedish, half-Japanese demi-god sent by Zeus to Los Angeles to work on movies and TV shows, won an Emmy tonight for directing Nic Pizzolatto's shitty True Detective scripts into something watchable. He looked good. He had his long hair in tiny little braids. His jawbone was strong and tan. He thanked his "friends back home watching in New York" (us).
Cary is a good director (his rendition of Jane Eyre is formidable! Also his first job in L.A. was working on the shoot for "Survivor," by Destiny's Child. He probably greatly influenced that video?). He is also extremely attractive. The Women of Twitter were awakened by his presence. And they were made thirsty by it.
I am ROLLING at the Cary Fukunaga thirst on my timeline. We are all in this together.
— Britt Julious (@britticisms) August 26, 2014
The thirst on my timeline for Cary Fukunaga... #Emmys
— Mika Shaye (@mikashaye) August 26, 2014
Cary Fukunaga thirst all over my TL like whoa.
— Soraya N. McDonald (@SorayaTWP) August 26, 2014
The thirst for Cary Fukunaga is so real and important
— Jett Rink (@jessiekaiser) August 26, 2014
Everyone suddenly swooning over Cary Fukunaga can step off because I called it months ago.
— Anna Holmes (@AnnaHolmes) August 26, 2014
Oh hey Cary Fukunaga. pic.twitter.com/2WSvQWGlRR
— Mackenzie Kruvant (@mkruvant) August 26, 2014
Johnny Depp reincarnate, yea or nay?