Sound the hair alarm. Put on your hair-proof goggles. Man your hair stations. Sit in your hair chairs. Swallow your hair lunch. Breathe a deep hair breath, 'cause Scarlett Johansson's hair is shorter now than it used to be!
Here is a picture of Scarlett Johansson in March:
Totally normal, right? Hair ending right where we remember it—a bit past the shoulder. Warm blonde. Parted to the one side, shiny. Overall Johansson's hair in this image is well-fitted within the idea of the world we hold in our mind. Now make sure you're seated and take a look at these images from Tuesday afternoon:
[images via Splash News/Getty, h/t NYMag]