Are you sitting down? If not, please, take a seat. Now are you sitting down? Please—I implore you to take a seat.
Amy Poehler—You know exactly what she looks like because she was the star of Parks and Recreation, right? No. Wrong. You are wrong.
This is what you think she looks like:
Right? "Yes." No. This is what she looks like:
Don't believe me? Well, take a look at this picture, then:
Still don't believe me? Hmm. How about this:
"Why'd you post that unflattering photo of Amy Poehler?" you're wondering. Well, because you forced my hand.
This is what Amy Poehler looks like now: red hair, not blonde. Get used to it!*
*Or don't, it might be for a movie.