- Saturday night's episode of Saturday Night Live wasn't just offensive because of how shitty it was—it also had Nasim Pedrad in (very poorly applied) brownface, to play Aziz Ansari. Racist jokes from a show that's been in the news for its lack of diversity? That's almost as good an idea as getting Miley Cyrus to host! [Aerogram]
- Jenna Elfman becomes the 837th guest star on The Mindy Project. In related news, they will be changing the name of the show to The Stunt Casting Project. [Vulture]
- Your tweets—you know, that website you visit to write about how fucking annoying your roommate is—are now going to be used by Nielsen to measure TV show metrics. Which means your thoughts are soon going to be monetized by advertisers. No, don't worry, the machines already won a long time ago, just go with it at this point. [Variety]
- The Simpsons will not just go quietly into the night: the show has been renewed for an embarrassing 26th season. It is the Saturday Night Live of cartoons. [Rolling Stone]
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