Breakdowns: Jimmy Kimmel Sticks Up For His Ex-Girlfriend, Not His Wife

Robin Williams spanked Michael J. Fox, Zach Galifianakis spanked Justin Bieber, and Kanye west spanked Jimmy Kimmel, who basically spanked him right back.

  • Robin William's The Crazy Ones had more than double the viewers of Michael J. Fox's The Michael J. Fox Show, beating it 15.6 million to 7.2 million. And you thought you were bad at your job. [EW]
  • Queen of everything Meryl Streep is basically unrecognizable as the Wicked Witch in Disney's Into The Woods. [THR]
  • In the latest installment of Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis does what you've always wanted to do to Justin Bieber: beat the shit out of him. [Gawker]
  • Kanye West got into a one-sided Twitter fight with Jimmy Kimmel yesterday, accusing him of "never having had good pussy." In refuting this, Jimmy stuck up for girlfriend Sarah Silverman but not his brand new wife, Jimmy Kimmel Live! writer, Molly McNearney. Cool. [Gawker]

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