It’s officially safe to presume Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis—two beautiful famous people with an arguable talent for emoting—have entered a contract of holy matrimony. Or maybe they got married again. Who knows? These are the great mysteries of our time and they reveal themselves at their will, not ours.
Despite “confirming” their relationship status (“married”) in March, it appears the “fun”-loving couple “punked” fans with their talk-show announcement.
For it turns out the actors—who are the proud parents of one badly named baby and several impressive equity holdings—officially got married this weekend at one place, or maybe another, Page Six reports. The paper also points out that Kunis got her nails done in the most romantic of spots: Studio City (a slam-dunk confirmation if you ask me.)
The insider who told us there will be a wedding ceremony over the July Fourth weekend added that it will take place at Oseary’s or “another private mansion.” And, “Details are being held close to the vest and were expected to go out to guests 24 hours or less before the wedding. It is going to be a very small and intimate affair with friends and family.”
Reps for the couple did not respond to requests for comment.
On Thursday, Kunis was spotted heading to a Studio City spa to get her nails done and for some “pampering,” perhaps gearing up for the big day.
Congrats to the happy couple. Or maybe not. Or maybe congrats again. Who’s to say, honestly.