It's true: everyone in Hollywood does cocaine and loves it. This includes Amy Poehler, as she explains in her new memoir Yes, Please.

Radar has pulled some quotes from a chapter in the book titled "Obligatory Drug Stories" in which Poehler writes about why cocaine is great but also bad.

"I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated," the Saturday Night Live alum, 44, confesses in a chapter titled "Obligatory Drug Stories." "Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don't know very well and play Ping-Pong all night. It's bad for almost everything else…The day after cocaine is rough."

According to Radar, Poehler also talks about taking molly—it's awesome!—and smoking weed—loves it!—although she say she doesn't do drugs that much anymore because she has kids.

Don't have kids, you guys.

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