This is a secret. Please turn the brightness on your screen to “low,” lower your read-speaking voice to a whisper, and mime typing. Alexis Bledel is allegedly pregnant. Oh no. Look around—did anyone hear you say?
“[Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser] are expecting but they don’t want a lot of people to know. Only close friends and family know about the baby.”
You understand now why you must be so careful with this information. Please continue to mime typing if you’ve already forgotten and stopped.
The source continues:
“[Kartheiser]’s trying to keep it quiet. But he’s very happy about the news.”
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