Gerard Butler wakes up in his beautiful Los Angeles home. "It's Disneyland day!" he shouts, hopping out of bed in socked feet. "I can't wait to call my lucky lady, Carmella Casinelli, a TV producer, and get this show on the rooooaa—!" Ah, in his excitement, he slips on a tie and bonks his head. "Oh, Ger," he laughs.
Of course, we can imagine the events surrounding Gerard Butler's big day at Disneyland all we want, and we will ("Gotta get...in the showw-wer," Gerard sings to the tune of Des'ree's "You Gotta Be"), but Life & Style has the real scoop about everything that happened inside the park:
Gerard Butler was spotted strolling around Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., hand in hand with a mystery woman on June 23.
Now, Life & Style can confirm his lucky lady is Carmella Casinelli, a TV producer.
"They hit all the big rides together," a witness tells Life & Style: "Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Caribbean and Indiana Jones."
"Carmella, can we go on the Tower of Terror? Carmella. Carmella. Carmella. Carmella. Carmella. Car—" "GERARD!" Carmella had been talking to the nice man about buying a Mickey Mouse-shaped ice cream and just needed one damn minute to get her purse back together. "Gerard, yes, whatever you want." Gerard looks a bit sheepish. "Well, but—will it be too scary, do you think? Or—I mean. Maybe we shouldn't." Carmella sighs.
So anyway, did the excitement end there, or what?
And the excitement didn't end when the couple left Disneyland. "After the park," adds the witness, "they checked into the Grand California hotel!"
[ photo via Getty, h/t Celebitchy]