God bless America, where men can dress as women and drunken train wrecks like Kim Zolciak can record — and promote — a terrible song. But what happens when those dreams converge and become a nightmare?

This. Watch as Kim dances around with a drag queen while her hit single, "Tardy for the Party" plays in the background. These girls are lucky their wigs didn't become entangled, which no doubt would have required the jaws of life.

Sheesh, we love the gays, but you boys need to be a bit more discerning when it comes to whom you welcome into the fold.

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