Every week, some poor celebrity has to do the talk-show rounds to promote some new movie. This week, it was Zac Efron who used the opportunity to explain why he is an icon of heterosexuality.

Oh, and just because it was on TV today, here's Matthew Perry on the The View comparing himself unfavorably to Zac Efron and finding narrowly escaping the grabby clutches of the ladies on the couch.

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