The vagaries of both Megan Fox's streetwalker opus and IMDb's weird STARmeter calibrations have intrigued us for a while now, but never quite the way they have since recently merging.

An eagle-eyed tipster alerted us to this unfortunate indignity, wherein Fox's contemporaries are recognized largely by their signature efforts while the starlet herself — with two blockbusters on the way — is stuck with the burden of her Rumer Willis-aided, Thomas Dekker-abetted hooker masterpiece Whore. Not nice! This would be like gaming the system to have STARmeter #1 Robert Pattinson affiliated with something like, say, Amateur Porn Star Killer 3D: Inside the Head. Oh. Wait.

• STARmeter [IMDb Pro]

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