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    G.I. Joe Characters Like A Michael Jackson Evolutionary Map

    We've already pointed out a chilling similarity between Michael Jackson and Watchmen's Rorschach.

    But upon browsing the packaging for a set of G.I. Joe movie tie-in action figures, we were instantly struck by how much of its cast echo the singer's wildly morphing looks throughout the years. And why shouldn't they, really, as Jackson's Neverland Ranch played host to some of the most legendary all-boy G.I. Joe paintball survival weekends on Santa Barbara Police Department record.


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