We've been beside ourselves with worry after receiving word of a possible fire on the Ellen set. (Where's Iggy? Where's Portia? Where's DJ Tony Okungbowa???) We're happy to report there's no cause for alarm:

It wasn't a fire, a pipe burst in one of the stages. Why it burst nobody knows but it was limited to that one pipe and the damage is very minimal. Basically a lot of stuff got wet.

Carry on.

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