As if a gift sent from on high to wipe away all memories of Mickey Rourke's Christian Audigier-on-mescaline outfit, we present now a NSFW palate-cleanser:

Pictured, an attachée to France's Ambassador of Cultural Affairs delivers the Wrestler star Les Seins d'Or—the government's highest form of artistic recognition and a deeply symbolic gesture of Franco-American goodwill.

[Photos: Splash News]

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