• more about

    #mickeyrourke

    Mickey Rourke Visits Tanning Salon, Set to the Reflective Strains of Bruce Springsteen

    Scott Seigel From "The Wrestler" Arrested For Selling Steroids

    Mickey Rourke Settles On Least Interesting Oscar Date Possible

    read more: #seanpenn, #mickeyrourke, #oscars, #top, #appic, #defamer

    Warring Oscar Hopefuls Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn Sign Historic Poolside Treaty

    Having second-guessed his nearly disastrous decision to squeeze into a spandex battlesuit (as Oscar-poisonous as a latex fatsuit) and climb into the Wrestlemania ring, Mickey Rourke is now onto stop #2 of his redemption tour:

    Making peace with Sean Penn:

    MICKEY Rourke and Sean Penn seem to have smoked a peace pipe. Penn was said to be furious after Rourke - in line for an Oscar for his turn in "The Wrestler" - called Penn a "homophobe" and an "average" actor following Penn's performance in "Milk." But the two were at the Sunset Tower hotel pool Monday afternoon having drinks together. A spy said, "Mickey had his little Chihuahua with him for moral support - he looked a little nervous around Sean. Everyone knows Sean can hold a grudge. It was weird, though - some guy they both knew came over with a video camera and started recording them."

    Defamer has obtained the footage. What follows is a transcript of the last minutes of the exchange:
    Sean: So what's the dog's name?
    Mickey: Jaws. I call him Jaws because when I rescued him, I went to give him a kiss and he gave me two stitches in the face. But I took him anyway. You gotta give 'em hope.
    Sean: I see what you did there...He was a broken down peace of carne asada.
    [They laugh. Long pause]
    Mickey: Yeah, so, that stuff...about you being a homophone.
    Sean: A homophobe.
    Mickey: Yeah. That was just trash talk, you know. Keep the fight interestin'. I was just thinking about that all-night poker game at Pat Hingle's house. When you called Timothy Hutton a flouncy ballsucker.
    Sean: I said that?
    Mickey: I'm pretty sure you did. I was pretty coked up at the time.
    [Jaws starts whimpering.]
    Mickey: And the stuff about you being a mediocre actor. I didn't really mean that. Except I Am Sam. That was just embarrassing to watch. I mean, c'mon, have you actually sat down and wa—
    [Jaws urinates in Mickey's lap.]
    Mickey: JAWS! Not again, Jaws. Jesus Christ. Sean, could you be a pal and put some ice cubes in a napkin and pass it over here?
    [Sean makes a check-signing gesture at a passing server.]

    [Photo: AP]


    Contact information for this author is not available.