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    Warring Oscar Hopefuls Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn Sign Historic Poolside Treaty

    Having second-guessed his nearly disastrous decision to squeeze into a spandex battlesuit (as Oscar-poisonous as a latex fatsuit) and climb into the Wrestlemania ring, Mickey Rourke is now onto stop #2 of his redemption tour:

    Making peace with Sean Penn:

    MICKEY Rourke and Sean Penn seem to have smoked a peace pipe. Penn was said to be furious after Rourke - in line for an Oscar for his turn in "The Wrestler" - called Penn a "homophobe" and an "average" actor following Penn's performance in "Milk." But the two were at the Sunset Tower hotel pool Monday afternoon having drinks together. A spy said, "Mickey had his little Chihuahua with him for moral support - he looked a little nervous around Sean. Everyone knows Sean can hold a grudge. It was weird, though - some guy they both knew came over with a video camera and started recording them."

    Defamer has obtained the footage. What follows is a transcript of the last minutes of the exchange:
    Sean: So what's the dog's name?
    Mickey: Jaws. I call him Jaws because when I rescued him, I went to give him a kiss and he gave me two stitches in the face. But I took him anyway. You gotta give 'em hope.
    Sean: I see what you did there...He was a broken down peace of carne asada.
    [They laugh. Long pause]
    Mickey: Yeah, so, that stuff...about you being a homophone.
    Sean: A homophobe.
    Mickey: Yeah. That was just trash talk, you know. Keep the fight interestin'. I was just thinking about that all-night poker game at Pat Hingle's house. When you called Timothy Hutton a flouncy ballsucker.
    Sean: I said that?
    Mickey: I'm pretty sure you did. I was pretty coked up at the time.
    [Jaws starts whimpering.]
    Mickey: And the stuff about you being a mediocre actor. I didn't really mean that. Except I Am Sam. That was just embarrassing to watch. I mean, c'mon, have you actually sat down and wa—
    [Jaws urinates in Mickey's lap.]
    Mickey: JAWS! Not again, Jaws. Jesus Christ. Sean, could you be a pal and put some ice cubes in a napkin and pass it over here?
    [Sean makes a check-signing gesture at a passing server.]

    [Photo: AP]


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