Any audio as unfreakinbelievably fantastic as Christian Bale's Apocalyptic Meltdown is bound to get the remix treatment, and there's already several: Bale vs. Russell, Bale vs. Donut, and by far the greatest—the dance remix.

A pulse-pounding techo-rage-anthem as catchy as "Get Tha Clown Off My Set (Michael Bay Megaphone Remix)," we encourage you to turn up the volume and climb atop your desk, throwing off your clothes as you lose yourself inside the tribal beat of threatened DP beatings. We'll even forgive the shameless pandering to the Gays by having the T-Buttah model of futuristic robot killing machine infiltrate the booty-shaking proceedings.

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