Though Sundance may have turned into a ghost town in the festival's waning days, at least those ghosts are still haunting us with good old pearls of overheard Hollywood wisdom.

Closing Night Party at Queer Lounge, 11:57pm
Journalist: You're leaving?
Screenwriter: Did you meet the actor from my film? We have to go; he's getting us some free stuff.

After the press screening of the "zombie baby" thriller Grace, 2:50pm
Devin Faraci: I had to laugh, or I would have thrown up.

On Park Ave., 10:32am
Bald Man: (into cell phone) No, I'm on my way to a meeting right now. And then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go home and crunch some abs, you know? I'm not gonna stop.

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