Inauguration Day at Sundance was weirdly sedate, so to end today's installment of overheard quotes, we had to circle back for a particularly egregious one told to us by a Defamer operative two days ago.

While picking up sandwiches at Cafe Terrigo on Main St., 1:25pm
Utah Waitress: Why do they keep showing these jackass Utah senators? They're not even from Utah.

Still getting those sandwiches, 1:32pm
Utah Waitress: Who's Robert Byrd? D or R?
Man: D. He's like the oldest senator. He was actually in the Ku Klux Klan when he was really young.
Utah Waitress: Oh, that's good! I mean, that he changed.

Black Dynamite party at the Hollywood Life House, after 2am
Asian Photographer: (to actors) Hey guys, can I get a picture?
Tommy Davidson: Get outta here, you fuckin' Filipino!

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