We've heard that in the real world, everyone is talking about some inauguration thing right now? Must be fun! Over here at Sundance, however, the conversations are just as cracked as they've ever been:

At the base of Main St, 11:21am
Stymied Man: What does a producer DO, anyway?

Outside the Library, 1:42am
Chivalrous Short Man: Men are always supposed to walk on the outside, right? To protect you from the street?
Drunk Girl: To protect us from the cars!
Chivalrous Short Man: Yeah...
Drunk Girl: To protect us from YOU!
Chivalrous Short Man: No...

At the Queer Lounge, 11:55pm
Utah Bartender: I'm sweating like a whore in church!
Partygoer: Aren't you you required to say "whore in temple"?

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