Sundance may be an inspirational ode to the power of unique voices, but sometimes, those voices come from incredibly inane, douche-y hangers-on. Here is a sampling of the most egregious overheard quotes from yesterday.

Outside the Hollywood Life suite, 4:31pm
Woman Wearing Fur-Lined Jacket, Gloves, and Boots: "REALLY? I've eaten one piece of brie all day and I think I've pissed myself. But sure, I'll come skiing with you."

Walking down Main St., 10:50pm
Loud Guy: "Kevin Bacon!"
Thin Girl: "What?"
Loud Guy: "That's Kevin Bacon!"
Their Friend: "Where, in that van?"
Loud Guy: "You KNOW him, dude!"
Their Friend: (running after the passing van) "KEVIN BACON!"
Thin Girl: "I just saw a celebrity!"

Outside Burn Cowboy Shop ("Family Owned Since 1876!"), 11:42pm
Drunk Girl: "If I was not not not NOT a lesbian, I would totally be with you right now."
Guy in Tight Sweater: "Why don't you guys jump in my hot tub?"

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