Days after nature's wrath laid waste to Whitney Port's two-piece — on camera, natch — the City star expressed regret for the tragedy's rippling cultural impact. The NSFW wreckage follows the jump.

According to a dispatch today on her blog, Port's Miami sojourn was interrupted by her own ill-preparedness and indiscretion — as contradictory an influence as we've yet heard from any canny, chronically overexposed Hills refugee, but touchingly modest and just stupid enough to earn our forgiveness:

I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn't as cautious as I should have been.

Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit — not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view... very embarrassing to say the least!

All right, fine. What's your excuse, Scott Caan?

• My Miami Beach Bikini Malfunction [Whitney Port]

• whitney port is smooth [WWTDD?]

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