This week's comments were so great that compiling Comments of the Week involved a lot of difficult choices. Thus, the winners have a hard task, too: divvying up their prize of one clairvoyant breast each.

Our winners:

· DarkKnightShyamalan on A Tasting Guide to the GOP's Hot New Pop-Culture Site, 'Big Hollywood': Good god, there's a Congressman named Thaddeus G. McCotter? I thought that was just a character played by a giant-mustached Clooney in a lesser Coen Brothers flick.

· Tiger_Tanaka on Critics Gone Wild: The Top 10 of Top 10 Lists of 2008, Part I: "Visceral and vital, this über-blockbuster is both cultural touchstone and preeminent example of the superhero spectacular's expansive potential."

Your writing is also an example of why somebody should punch you in the fucking face.

· NoWireHangers on The Critics Are Crazy About 'Bride Wars'!: "Will make you hate brides." - Victoria Alexander, FilmsInReview.com

Will?

· Eric D. Snider on Sherri Shepherd Awoken At 1:30 AM By An Insistent Jeremy Piven: I'm pretty sure that to Flat-Earthers, time zones are just another myth created by the powerful Round-Earth lobby.

· topsy on Dakota Fanning is the New Black: Every once in a while the [NAACP] Image Award nominates a white performer. Sort of along the lines of how the Academy Awards work.

Congratulations to our runners-up (and COTW winners-to-be), of which there were many. Including all you sick bastards. Enjoy your new government watch lists!

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