· Wow. If Bubba can do that to a burrito, just imagine how quickly he could wolf down an abandoned newborn. This mutt's got a future at CAA. [via BoingBoing]

· 20th Century Fox now has its own Twitter feed, controversially laying claim to tweets Warner Bros.' started making on its own account all the way back in 2006.
· Lark Previn, Mia Farrow's daughter, died Christmas Day in Brooklyn at age 35. No cause was given.
· Woody Harrelson and Laura Louie have wed after 20 years of sinful cohabitation that resulted in three bastard children. May God have mercy on their souls.
· Twilight hunk Cam Gigandet just got bounced out of our bromance search shortlist for whatever's going on beneath his waist in this photo.
· As many times as we see our fake Bruno title cited as the real thing, it just never gets old.

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