· Videogum put together a must-see retrospective of the best viral videos of 2008. Next year, Dong. Next year.

· The Jennifer Connelly Diet: Apple-load, then put your kids in an airplane and chase them to their destination.
· It's motherfucking Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury, yo. Get out of your seats and show some love.
· One of the major signs of the apocalypse is now dead. Goodbye, Full House semi-remake. We hardly knew ye.
· Fox will beam The Day the Earth Stood Still to Alpha Centauri, the nearest star system to Earth, answering your question, "In what fucking galaxy is Keanu Reeves considered a good actor?"

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