We apologize for the interruption in your regularly scheduled Defaming-of-beloved-scifi-icon services. Apparently one of the rodents who powers our servers got a foot caught in his wheel, sending him flying into the circuitry.

He was promptly crisped. New Gawker intern James Frey was dispatched with a spatula to take care of the issue, and we understand things are running to speed. That is all. [Defamer Diary]

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