· The NHL certainly has had its share of enfants terribles in its day, but none quite as inscrutably fascinating as Vogue sample-closet re-organizer Sean Avery. He made some comments up in Calgary this morning regarding hockey hag ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert's newest Flame (that would be defenseman Dion Phaneuf) that got him banned from the league indefinitely. Hilarious.
· The only thing cuter than Gary Coleman showing up to his bowling alley disorderly conduct hearing is Gary Coleman showing up to his bowling alley disorderly conduct hearing dressed up as Howdy Doody!
· World's awesomest celebrity baby Matilda Ledger gives us some indication of what Heath might have done with the lead in Where the Wild Things Are.
· "Kids are invited to get creative by decorating an ornament, button, holiday cookie, or David Archuleta at the Ralphs Decoration Station." Fun!
· Sixth Hives member Shootin' Filip Sprängporten, aka Phil Spector, proudly wore his America's New First Family pin to court today. We're sure Michelle was thrilled!
· That piece of shit digital billboard above Spaceland has every right to be there, apparently. Feel free to aim your rocket-launcher at it. Fuck you, billboard.

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