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· If a dog isn't coming on the Today Show to chew on Al Roker's junk, then it's there to kick his ass at golf. Time to book some cats, Al.
· Wow! Liz Smith's new ghostwriter sure knows a heck of a lot about Madonna and Guy Ritchie
· Sorry, folks, but celebrity bloggers aren't putting up with your shit anymore.
· Pete Wentz fired back at critics of his newborn son's name: "You're like, you know what: I don't think anyone really has the real story." Translation: "Between Disney and BMW alone, do you know how much we made in naming rights last week?"
· Hey, RoboCop on a unicorn!