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    How Not to Get Killed Outside the Scientology Celebrity Centre: A Primer

    Over the weekend, a man was killed in a bizarre attempt to storm the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Los Angeles. Here are four lessons we have learned from the story that could avert such a circumstance.

    · Don't exit your car wielding two samurai swords. You will be shot.

    · Don't attempt this questionably insane plan at noon on a Sunday.

    · If intent is to take guards by surprise (by wielding two samurai swords), do not announce presence by pulling up in a cherry-red convertible.

    · Just probably don't do this plan at all. Style points, though!

    • Guard fatally shoots man armed with swords at Scientology building [LAT]


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