· Twilight and its bad FX brought squealing throngs to Westwood. Leading lady Kristen Stewart was not impressed.
· Celebrate Hugh Jackman — your 2008 Sexiest Man Alive With a Really Long Movie Opening Next Week!
· The Star Trek trailer looks pretty good and everything, but we'll save our $10 for the 90210-tinged sequel.
· We'd rather lose 100 Dirty Sexy Moneys than spend a single afternoon without Deidre Hall. Oh well.
· Every time David Archuleta reads Defamer, an angel gets its wings.
· Ben Silverman stayed busy with Brooke Shields drama and a date with Charlie Rose. No, not that kind of date. Sheesh!
· Which mustache-culture icon is George Clooney's new look channeling? Vote now!
· Wanda Sykes's gay marriage was an unapologetic act of anarchy against double indemnity. Or... something.
· Seth Meyers and Co. devoted almost an entire episode of Saturday Night Live to ridiculing gays. But please don't hold that against them.
· Regardless of what Barbara Walters says, the ladies of The View never would have failed their weekly vocabulary test had Rosie O'Donnell been in the studio.
· For the record, Miley Cyrus is not dead. A surly, giggly pain in the ass, though? That part is true, unfortunately.
· A reflective Britney Spears remembered the bad times and the... bad times.
· Believe it or not, The Worst Publicist in the World outdid himself. We'll drink to that.

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