· You know, the new youth-skewed and sexed-up Star Trek does seem uncomfortably well-suited for the 90210 market. We bet there's even a part for Tori Spelling! [Thanks, Metroville]
· Sacha Baron Cohen has a brother: Erran Baron Cohen. And Erran Baron Cohen has a record: Songs in the Key of Hanukkah. Want to know more? Oh. Well here's the link anyway.
· We don't know what Peter Bart is complaining about: Variety has plenty of Oscar consideration ads! They just happen to be two years old.
· Cause we're basically a sucker for Videogum's Gabriel Delahaye, here's a video about making the perfect fauxhawk or something.
· Glad to see our fake Bruno title is alive and well Down Under. It. Won't. Die.
· Speaking of Australia—like, no offense, but can't you get some less freakish-looking celebrities for your movie premieres?

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