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· We think it was Sterling Cooper's resident alpha-lioness Joan Holloway who once said, "Sometimes when people get what they want they realize how limited their goals were." Good thing Christina Hendricks saw beyond Everclear videos. [Thanks, Videogum!]
· You know what? We're really starting to open our minds to the many useful applications of that CNN hologram machine thingy.
· Paul Rudd admits his manhood is a rhombus. So's ours!
· Universal Soldier 3 is a go, and Jean-Claude Van Damme has committed. He's just not sure if its a theatrical, home video, or Straight to Flopz™ release.
· Cursebird is a "realtime feed of people swearing on Twitter." So fucking check it out, fuck!