Halloween Week continues now at Defamer, where our latest dynamite holiday suggestion is not for the faint of heart. Not necessarily for its ghoulish qualities, but rather for the adrenaline that accompanies living in this dreamboat's body — starring in blockbuster after blockbuster, opposite one scorching leading lady after another, and, of course, raising hell in drugstores and traffic intersections all over America. Follow the jump to see how a carefully coordinated ensemble can make you, too, Hollywood's brightest young star.

You're Shia LaBeouf! For added verisimilitude, borrow a glued-on finger from Gemma Arterton and roam around your Halloween party dangling your shattered pinkie and moaning how Michael Bay will never stand for this on Monday. Or a jock strap, if one of your more drunken friends feels like complementing you as one of the thorny, ball-thwacking orbs from Indiana Jones 4. Then top it all off with a videotaped, homoerotic slapfight. The possibilities are endless!

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