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Yesterday, we spent time dissecting Entertainment Weekly's new cover devoted to the J.J. Abrams reboot of Star Trek, starring a Marfan's-afflicted Katie Holmes and the president of Pi Kapp. Today, even more images were released for the film, which comes out next summer but is being heavily promoted now, in October, because the strike-wary studios have fuck-all for you until next year. Let's have a look, shall we?
Here is your Enterprise crew, from left to right: Chekov, Young Kirk, Ricky Gervais's hated rival, Bones, Sulu, and Uhura. NEEDS MOAR TYLER PERRY.
Spock and Young Kirk's first meeting goes poorly when a thetan-wary Spock applies this very unconventional "personality test."
Meet Eric Bana as the film's Romulan villain, Nero. Fun fact: Abrams originally approached Russell Crowe for this part. Sadly, the A-list casting move was heavily lobbied against by the cash-strapped craft services department.
Young Kirk's tragically far-ranging quest for a "cold brewski, braugh," leads him to crash-land on this ice planet.
The all-white reinvention of the Enterprise's bridge was so Apple Store-reminiscent that ''People would joke, 'Where's the Genius Bar?''' says Abrams in EW. Sadly, this may explain why the crew had to wildly overpay for something as simple as a pair of pointy earbuds.
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