It's been too long since we've stopped by our old friends at Gallery of the Absurd, who bring us this exclusive image of the new Angelina Jolie twin-spouting fountain installed at "the Mall of America's Enchanted Food Court." After thumbing yesterday through Brad Pitt's portfolio of almost too naturalistic Jolie poses, it's a relief to see another artist has done justice to her maternal majesty. Click to view it in its full glory.

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