• The Clip Show

    Make History

    By STV, 9:15 PM on Fri Oct 10 2008, 1,501 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

    · We reviewed the landmark faces of SNL past, present and (hopefully not) future.
    · Indiana Jones was raped. For real this time.
    · Nick Nolte's Malibu manse burned to the ground; the actor survived, but Carboard Jesus wasn't so lucky.
    · Where would you rather work: The agency with the gas pump, or the one where you'll be a second assistant's third assistant? Choose carefully.
    · In case you haven't yet noticed, the travails of Elisabeth Hasselbeck make for great TV. Really, really great TV.
    · If the fight over The Reader were a cutthroat sandlot game, Scott Rudin just took his ball and went home.
    · Though Hugh Hefner was busted up for a while when Holly Madison rolled out of his round bed for good, he found a couple reasons to get over it.
    · The No on 8 campaign rallied support from Julia Louis-Dreyfus, T.R. Knight and our own beloved Molly McAleer. That's so... never mind.
    · Which recently upped TV exec got his start as a gay porn star? Give up?
    · Hollywood isn't as recession-proof as it might think it is, but $54 million man Johnny Depp might get through it all right.
    · Josh Brolin announced he will wear his low-voltage Taser-awareness ribbon to next year's Oscars.
    · Setting aside her perfectly dreadful new song, Britney Spears's comeback is almost complete!
    · Hey, look! We're on TV!
    · Beverly Hills Chihuahua's yappy first weekend kept its conspiracy-minded conservative neighbors up all night Sunday plotting their payback.
    · Bond girl. 12 fingers. That is all.

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