Comments of the Week! Last week, we brought you our new Friday feature honoring the five best comments of the last five days, and now we have an appropriate trophy that will make the singled-out few even more envied: A corner table at The Grill! On to the comments:

· rtisovec on Holly Madison Confirms She is The First Victim of Hef's Bedroom Downsizing Campaign: "Normally when young women want fame in Hollywood, they resort to posing nude. This girl clearly is out of options."

· Little Mintz Sunshine on Kim Kardashian On Her Breasts: They're Real, and They're Spectacularly Inappropriate: "Glendale face. Oakland booty."

· Old No.7 on Broadcast Networks and Horny Craigslister Want To Get In Bed With Obama: "I thought Keith Olbermann lived on the East Coast."

· SugartitsMcFirecrotch on Angelina Jolie Sought Postpartum Solace Inside A Steaming Hot Pocket: "That'll be her Bond movie . . . Postpartum of Solace."

· WGARefugee on In Which We Attempt to Decipher Brad Pitt's Picture of Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding: "How do we know that's not Verne Troyer?"

Congratulations to this week's top five! Don't forget to try the peppered filet medallions with Roquefort sauce; we hear they're divine.

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