· None other than Museum of Hollywood Jerks inductee Brian Grazer stopped by The Simpsons again last night. We can hardly wait for his take on Everyone Poops. We smell Oscar!
· Sean Penn was so jazzed about getting in James Franco's pants, he just had to text his ex-wife about it.
· It's your 2008 O.J. Simpson Conviction Keepsake Mugshot.
· Ah, that's better: Recession Blocker allows you to read your favorite online news sources free of all those downer-inducing economic-apocalypse buzzwords.
· Unfortunately, it does little to repel vampire hamsters and their similarly lethal friends.

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