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A bodyguard in charge of protecting Hollywood’s latest comeback queen, Britney Spears, appeared to be in the midst of a rather intense game of cops and robbers at Starbucks yesterday. Justin, Spears’ main bodyguard (and the robber in today’s adventure) said, “Every day is pretty much a slow day since the conversatorship. So, a couple of the other guys and myself run around the neighborhood playing cops & robbers. It helps us focus and stay alert just in case she has another meltdown." Another bodyguard, Bobby, fondly recalled an epic game that took place last week and involved virtually the whole neighborhood. Bobby said, “It was like that movie Heat. Everybody running around. Making the sound effects with the mouths, hiding behind flipped over red wagons. It was great.”
According to Justin and Bobby, Monday’s game was partly inspired by the Sylvester Stallone classic, Cobra.
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