· If you think Brett Ratner, Brooke Hogan and Robert Pattinson were pleased to see us at the VMA's, that's nothing compared to the totally overmotherfuckingwhelming joy we had liveblogging it!
· Jeremy Piven's date(s). Anne Hathaway's shoes. Paris Hilton's doc. Mickey Rourke's fans. Just another week in Toronto Film Festival hell.
· If pimping out the Catholic vote to a presidential candidate is wrong, than Raffaello Follieri doesn't want to be right.
· Wait — did we really just spend a week following Jordin Sparks PurityGate? We did? Wow. Seriously?
· Kanye West allegedly brutalized a pap at LAX — ninja-style!
· We laid down our bold predictions for Fall Movie Hell. Watch No. 11 come true this weekend.
· You know your presidential campaign is in trouble when Barbra Streisand and Adam McKay are your secret cultural weapons.
· Dane Cook will always look back at My Best Friend's Girl as the one that got away. At least until he's sued.
· Apparently we weren't the only ones stifling our gag reflex during those Two-Face scenes in The Dark Knight
· While At the Movies introduced its new critics, its old ones were getting beaten up in Toronto.
· Of all the new friends Matt Damon made this week, Sarah Palin was sadly not among them.
· At least the Righteous Kill press tour is kind of entertaining. And free!
· 90210 dramzzzz!!!! No worries, lady — Molls has it covered.
· Boy pants, half-off.

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