· After Al Roker does lines all night, he's primed to give you the best lube job of your life. [Today]
· PhelpsWatch: Add an Entourage cameo to his SNL hosting gig. We're thinking possible Lloyd love interest, but we don't want to get our hopes up. [Us]
· Half of the 59 rape charges against Anand Jon have been dropped. [Waxword]
· Here's just a tiny glimpse of the massive gold Kate Moss sculpture—the largest "since ancient Egypt"—soon to go on display at the British Museum. Quick! Where's that giant Studio 54 coke spoon? [CNN.com]
· Sexy People: A Celebration of the Perfect Portrait is our current favorite time-killer. Check out the cousins. [Sexy People]
· POW! Right in the kisser. Do you have a celebrity shiner fetish? Well here's some porn. [Holy Taco]

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