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Blind Item Poll: What Hunky Mystery Liquid Raped Kiefer's Pants?
By Seth, 7:15 PM on Fri Aug 22 2008, 7,866 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Let's just cut to the chase, shall we? Help us get to the bottom of this Kiefer's pants-stain mystery after the jump:

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- Previously: Hollywood Privacywatch: Kiefer and Gary Oldman Enjoy Subs, Brunettes [Defamer]
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